I have a great job.
I have great friends.
I’m losing weight and cleaning myself up.
Now all I need is someone to pour my heart into and share my happiness with.

hey girl is your mouth a can opener

because i wanna ram my dick into it and scream in a mix of agony and pleasure

  -  29 July

can the modern world be like dredd/robocop, but instead of putting huge walls around detroit, we do it around brazil, and we take away their ability to play games on servers that aren’t in their fucking country

  -  29 July

I’d rather be at work than home alone and feeling lonely.

i wished for a girlfriend on that shooting star thing and i don’t have a girlfriend yet

you fucking lied to me, astrology.