I have a great job.
I have great friends.
I’m losing weight and cleaning myself up.
Now all I need is someone to pour my heart into and share my happiness with.
hey girl is your mouth a can opener
because i wanna ram my dick into it and scream in a mix of agony and pleasure
can the modern world be like dredd/robocop, but instead of putting huge walls around detroit, we do it around brazil, and we take away their ability to play games on servers that aren’t in their fucking country
i wished for a girlfriend on that shooting star thing and i don’t have a girlfriend yet
you fucking lied to me, astrology.